Monday, January 30, 2012


Thanks again and again to all the visitors, members, and sites that have linked to me. This month saw a huge growth in traffic, and I hope I can only find enough content to keep you coming back! Thank you, and please, please, email me or comment with ideas and reactions. That's what keeps the inspiration well fresh.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

'Tis the season

Like anybody else, I'm sorry to see Christmas go, but I have another reason.

The excess of pink associated with Valentine's Day. Of course, the "real me" loves pink, and have all these little things to reinforce that, not just the pants that say "PINK" across my butt.

Today was a fun you know they have pink salt? I had no idea.

Do you know how long it takes to find the pink M&M in a large bag? Not that long.

Do you know how long it takes to find a grain of that pink salt in a shaker of white salt. Way longer.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Perfect Party

Master wants me to be a birthday princess. He says that every girl "like me" deserves to have one day where she's the princess of the world as she turns 13. He has more ideas but I'm not going to pass them on because we made a deal.

Master says he'll drop the idea. Unless...

Unless five different people comment on this blog for ideas about what would make for the perfect 13th birthday party for a girl like me. In terms of what I would wear, or do, or get, etc. The deal is if five people don't show up with ideas, I don't have to go through with it.

If five people do, then I have to go through with it, and document at least 3 of those things with photos on this blog.

So if you have ideas, keep them to yourself. Please? Thanks.

Friday, January 20, 2012


Go to Rachel's Haven, the best single source for TG-related captions. There are tons of caption websites, too many for me to try to keep count, but that is the best place in terms of volume. I enjoy making captions from time to time, but I think there are already so many caption sites and blogs out there (Courtney, for example), I don't feel the need to crowd the marketplace.

I did get a request for more caps though, so below is one I whipped up lately. Enjoy!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012


One of the more embarrassing points of my wardrobe is how Master includes some athletic stuff (that's not cheerleading) in a way that isn't just feminine, but ignorant. "Officially", I'm not supposed to know better, but I do.

What do I mean? Well, I do own a couple athletic items, but they're girlish ones, for sure. Like this one:

And a hockey shirt:

See what's embarrassing? Do you? It's not just girlish athletic's not just teams from far out of's teams that suck. The Bucs? The Ducks? Both basement-dwellers...not that I know that.

No, girls "like me" wouldn't realize that. No, I like these tops not because of the teams involved, but for only one reason. The same reason as always.

I wear it because it's cute.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

$72 Bie ber

To become a good little shopper, Master often has me get used to working with a budget. It's really hard, because it means I have to add and stuff! Thank goodness he lets me use a calculator!

Like yesterday I had to spend $63 on Bie ber stuff at Claire's. Like anyone can only spend that much at Claire's, on Bie ber especially! It took three hours, but I figured out how to do it:

Totally cute love note necklace: 10.50
Justin Cup: 7.50
Belieber necklace: 9.50
JB Watch: 8.50
Pillowcase: 14
Cute tote: 22

I'm such a good shopper!

Now it's ur turn! Come up with a dollar amount and a theme for me to spend, and help me become a better shopper!

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Questions and suggestions

As 2012 opens, is there anything you'd like to see more of on this blog? Stories, comics, photos, what? I can't do it unless I know what you want.

Oh, and ask me anything.

Saturday, January 7, 2012


"You okay?"

Those words always make me nervous. It's Master-code for "you did something wrong."

Saying no would mean that I knew something was wrong but didn't care, saying yes would mean I didn't realize something was wrong. Well, the word "no" is banned, and I tried my best to talk my way out of it.


"Are. You. Okay. ?"

"Umm....I dunno...I feel off...." I said, the voice rising into a question as I've learned.

"Perhaps you need this." And with that, Master held up an earring that must have fallen away from its magnetic backing at some point during the day. I did my best to seem contrite and horrified that I'd looked like such a dork, but there was no pleasing Master.

So today, I'm dressed in male clothing from head to toe, except for these earrings that got reactions all day, and laughs. As he says, perhaps next time I'll pay better attention to my appearance.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Yak More

A wannabe popular girl "like me" should be a lot of things I've learned. Master has worked hard to instruct me in so many of them -- obsessed with her appearance, cute, flirty, not too smart, a good cheerleader, a good dancer, etc.

Today, I learned of another: loud.

Master told me that I haven't been outgoing enough. Apparently, one way of attracting the right kind of attention (from cuties!) is to be loud. Loud in squealing with friends, loud in arguing that Justin Bie ber is the best singer ever. And I wasn't doing the job.

So he got this.

It's some stupid teacher thing that measures how loud it gets around it. And from now on, if I'm not loud enough to make it go red at least three times a day, I'm gonna get punished. 'Cuz why wouldn't a girl like me want the attention?

Tuesday, January 3, 2012


Finally posted a link to the site of my "older sister", Bekki on the sidebar. Visit her, would ya?

Monday, January 2, 2012

Till its empty

So I enjoyed a Shirley Temple with Master for New Year's Eve. I had on a pretty little black dress to celebrate the holiday, and it was very exciting!

Today I had to sit in Master's sun room and do one thing -- blow bubbles. As his camera automatically took photos, I had to blow bubbles in my little outfit until the whole bottle was gone -- two hours later!