Saturday, March 17, 2012


For the past month I've been making myself eat nasty Brussels Sprouts. They are some of the ickiest food ever invented...they feel horribly in my mouth, they taste horrible, and they smell rotten. The only reason I ate them is that Master told me that he saw that they were Justin Bie ber's favorite food. so like any good fan I made myself eat them.

Then in one of my magazines I read it's actually spaghetti! I ate all this nasty food because MAster lied to me! I'm totally not speaking to him right now.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

In-vest-ing in cute clothes

Few items make me feel more of a girl than a vest. It's because of what it does to you. Take a tight, white long-sleeved shirt or turtleneck, and put a vest over it, a nice fluffy bulky one. What happens? Your arms suddenly look slim and delicate. Girlish. It's a way to emphasize your girlishness by burying your torso in layers and having spindly arms and thin legs stick out. That's why I love in-vest-ing in cuteness lol!

Friday, March 2, 2012


I'm doing somethin wrong Master told me today. I don't have any haterz. If you don't know, haterz are ppl who create drama in your life and hate on everything you do. Jealous b*tches usually. Master says girls like me always have haterz because we're so cute and popular, so I need some too. He wants some idea soon -- do u have any suggestions?