Thursday, November 26, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving!

so Mr. Strauss was very nice to me last weekend and agreed to let me watch some football so I can try to understand it better. He even let me ask questions. It's so confusing! But as long as cute boys think it's important, I guess I can at least try to understand it.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Help expand my vocab!

Mr. Strauss has told me that I have not been doing a good job being the real me, and has come up with something to help.Sometimes I try to use words that I don't really know, or words that I pretend to know when other people use them.   He has helped me see that a girl like me doesn't really know any words with four syllables.  But you can help.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Sorry Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn Goodleigh kindly set me a task on last week, and I failed.

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Thank you Ian

Ian, Thank you for setting that task for me last week. It was a good reminder that I need to be humiliated. I found it a real challenge to keep the words sissy and silly distinct.

For those who didn't see, I typed "Sissy should be humiliated shouldn't sissy, silly sissy boi.. ." 25 times on a blinking background.

If Ian goes to and enters the code OTM4NTczNzE=  he can verify that I did as I was told.  Thanks for helping me become better by doing that.


PS: If you or anyone else wants a thank you note and proof that I did as told, you can set a punishment for me too at

Friday, November 13, 2015

My new car??

I have found my car!   I bet it has all sorts of great stuff like racken pinion steering or power windshields, but that's not why I need it when I get my license!  I know I wouln't be a while till I drive but anyway I still neeeeed a Honda Civic.  Know why?
Cuz One Direction loves them!   I can't be lying cuz look at this hot ad:

So if they love it, I should right?  Because I love 1D and I can't argue with boys that cute!   Anyway, it's not all about them (okay it is but still), where to start with this car?  Well, it's got a boomin system to blast 1D on the streets.  Nice curves.  Plenty of room for all my cheer gear an friends.  Serious style for me....   I just would need one that comes in baby blue or mebbe hot pink or both...and with Harry in the passenger seat!   So even though it's a little ways to go I am so gonna beg Master for this car!Okay so I know I won't be driving for a while but I already picked it out. Please tell Master how much I deserve this ultra sweet ride!

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Change in Ownership of the Blog

There are some changes in this blog I want to tell you about it.  Most important, I am no longer the owner.  Mr. Strauss now owns it, has the password, and controls it.  He has kindly allowed to let me keep writing on it.   However, as the owner all content will be approved by him.   If I fail to amuse him or carry out assignments, I may be suspended.  I might be banned from the blog from time to time if Mr. Strauss feels like it.  He will also be posting himself, so check out the author's name.
It will be a weird and exciting time ahead, so I hope you'll keep reading.  Please comment!!

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

My day at "school"

I started my "scoolday" rather nervous.   Mr. Strauss had told me to gather a range of things, and I wasn't sure what exactly I'd be asked to do with them.  But I wanted to earn back control of my blog.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Nerdy Ashlee's Ordeal: Part 4 - After Class

The final phase of Ashlee's day was finally upon her, and of course she ran into her bullies in the schoolyard!


She was made to chase her bowtie around the yard and gush about why she loves Princess Alyssa so much. She had some very sweet things to say about the girl that only ever wants to torment her.

Nerdy Ashlee's Ordeal: Part 3 - Lunchtime!

By far the most repulsive of the parts of Nerdy Ashlee's day, Lunchtime was particularly challenging:


In this task, she met Princess Alyssa and had to eat her own version of lunch. Not exactly a pleasant experience for poor Ashlee!

Nerdy Ashlee's Ordeal Part 2 - Math Class

Oh, Part 2 turned out to be a major roadblock for poor little Ashlee. You'd think math class would be a forte for a huge dork like her!


The stipulations of this one were too much for her, especially having to take her glasses off and do it blind. So I put her in 'timeout' for three minutes and we moved along to lunchtime.

Nerdy Ashlee's Ordeal: Part I - Getting ready for school!

And we're off! Nerdy Ashlee is all dressed up and is on her way to school. Her first task is this one:


Oh, and did I mention it's Friday??

During this task, Ashlee has to sing, reapply her lip gloss, and stand while she writes because there are no seats on the bus for a nerd like her. She'll have a full recap of this first part and all the rest of her parts, if I give her permission to post here again.

Keepaway from Nerdy Ashlee!

Somewhere, Ashlee is fretting her little head about what's going to happen tonight. She may be trying to log into her blogger account, wringing her hands with the gravity of what may happen if she doesn't please me. How did we get here?

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Set me to task


Someone kindly passed on to me this amazing website:

Basically, you can create an assignment for someone to type lines....a repeated sentence.    There are all sorts of paramters you can set to make it cruel or difficult or downright frustrating and embarrassing.

Who's up for a game?

I will complete the assignments that make sense (those that fit with who I am and are reasonable -- I don't have time to write something 300 times).   You get a report.   And the cleverst assignment that gets to who and where I am, I will make a caption for on their request.

So head over to   and create a task.  Email me at
 and have me earn your approval.  Remember...caption(s) to the best torturers!

Let's have some fun!

Sunday, November 1, 2015

So here's what happened

I feel like I should summarize Halloween this year.   For my loyal reader or two.  All the following is true.