Saturday, January 30, 2016

Hard work


So, I had to work extra hard today.   See, it snowed recently, and Master said I needed to stop sitting around texting friends, and start doing my part.  I had to shovel the deck from some recent snow.

Inline image 1No big deal, right?   I put on my nice puffy jacket and boots, and went out there.  The jacket is of course white, wit ha grey fur-lined hood, and stops at my waist.  Along with my skinny jeans and white gloves, it definitely screamed lil snow bunny.  No way I was gonna blend in.
But it go worse...this is what I was given:


The one on the left, naturally.   So short, so flimsy!  The shovel barely handled any snow.   It made the job really slow... "hurry up princess!" I must have heard like three times.  And then the wind kept blowing the snow BACK on to the deck, and I must've reshovled some of the snow two or three times!  With the wind blowing my hair around too, I started to feel completely useless out there!   It's almost as if he's trying to make me bad at this sort of stuff!

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Moody

As part of the ongoing work of behaving "properly", Master has come up with a system to make sure I am in the proper emotional state at all times. He's using a system of carefully calibrating pieces of technology that will tell him precisely what my feelings are at any point.

 As if.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

My time at the carnival

So, you're probably wondering how carnival went. I guess I have to tell you. I was all excited to begin. I was in a cute sunny yellow skirt over black leggings and a dark orange tank that said LOVE BOYS in huge letters, like those PINK tank tops. A necklace and a bracelet that said "in a relationship" to hold off any boys hitting on me finished it out. And cuz Mr. Strauss likes my heels I wore them. Well, Mr. Strauss knows how much I lahv balloons, and it is a carnival, so pretty soon I had two orange balloons tied, one to each wrist. Soon after that there were two pink ones tied to the base of my ponytails, which bounced in my face a lot...but it would get trickier. We started by playing dizzy bat, what he called "dizzy ditzy". When he said, I had to spin around my forehead on a baseball bat for twenty seconds. I know he loved watching my stumble around after that, especially in my heels (my calves were KILLING me!) The last time I literally walked into the wall. Then Mr. Strauss did something kinda mean. He said since I loved balloons so much, I should tie one...to my bangs. Now I had this yellow balloon bobbing in front of my face, and I could kinda puff some air to blow it away for a sec, but it would just come back. So between dizzy ditz and the balloon, I was SO bad at ring toss! I had to write some lines because I was so bad. But the stupid balloons kept getting my way...the balloons would get in one eye then float to the other. Had to keep tilting my head around to see. If he had given me another balloon I would have been almost blind! I admit I kinda had a little moment, almost a tantrum, because I was doing so badly. He let me stop trying though. It was just too hard! Then. Oh, I shouldn't even tell you. With Master's directive, I had a pie. Orange jello topped with whipped cream. And when he said go, I had to do a pie-eating contest for three minutes. No hands of course. Twenty-four hours later, I can still smell the whipped cream jammed up my nose. And that's when sitting there, on camera, jello and whipped cream all over my face -- he dumped me! Yeah! It was so sad....I'm not even sure what's next. And the bracelet that said "in a relationship"...the inside says "it's complicated" and that's the side that's showing now.

Friday, January 8, 2016

Carnival

So guess what? No guess again! Okay I'll tell you. I have a date soon with Mr. Strauss. Well, it's a date but not like a date date. I mean he's taking me to the carnival. But it's February. Wait, let me start over. My Master is taking me on a date. I don't know what carnival yet, but I do know there are prizes and games! I don't really know a lot about it, but I am gonna be at home and he is at home and we'll be playing games online an stuff. But since it's a video date the hardest part is the video. What am I gonna wear? I mean, it has to be cute and flirty but not slutty. It should be fun but not like you know. A skirt? Or cute jeans? Which top? Accessories? Hopefully my date will help me decide. Being his girl is so hard...but I can't wait!!!!!!

Sunday, January 3, 2016

Thanks Santa 5/5

Thanks for the book!  I dont like reading its too hard but this book liiks good.  I could like taeach this class I bet lol1   I can only read like one chapter tho before my head starts hurting.    I hope there are more like it next year....

Saturday, January 2, 2016

Thank you Santa 4/5

Santa, I really like those pants they are so comfy.  I luv hanging out in them.  They r too casual for tha mall but still.  I think maybe I could wear them like camping if theres a cute boy there?  It is who I am !

Friday, January 1, 2016

Thank you Santa 3/5

Santa, thanks for the wicked cute top.  Boys are all drama rite!  Tho for cute boys its TOTALLY worth the drama.   Sumtimes a girl like me needs time without them.  But I cant stay single for long.  But sumtimes this is a reminder I can be happy by myself.