As part of the ongoing work of behaving "properly", Master has come up with a system to make sure I am in the proper emotional state at all times. He's using a system of carefully calibrating pieces of technology that will tell him precisely what my feelings are at any point.
No, he bought me a bunch of "mood" jewelry, like this necklace, this ring, and even this horrible "ditzy/daring" nail polish. So if i'm supposed to be acting cheerful, but the stuff doesn't say I'm "feeling" cheerful, I get punished. How ridiculous is that? Not fair!